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Teacher Where is your homeworkPupil I was from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Great news teacher says we have a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

Teacher How much is half of Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the teacher put the lights from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!

When a teacher closes his eyes why from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

Teacher If and what is Pupil Thats from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Teacher Where is your homeworkPupil I lost from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

Teacher Why does the statue of liberty from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Teacher Who can tell me where Hadrians from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Teacher Whats and Pupil Teacher Thats goodPupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!